RECIPES

"I painstakingly made this delightful cake for my daughter Rhonda's 50th Birthday party at Vue de Monde which was neither appreciated or eaten! What a complete waste of my time!" Mrs Ethel Chop

Rhonda's Delicious Birthday Cake Recipe

2 cups of SR Flour

3 eggs (separated)

6 ounces of butter

Juice and contents of 1 large jar of gherkins

1 sore arm from all the BEATING!

1 heartbroken mother

Combine in a large bowl and mix thoroughly with your bitter resentment. Garnish with ungrateful off-spring.